AISubs v3.7
I don't know if it's sudden, but I feel like I'm about to go on a rocket.
Rocket me!
"Rocket me" is funny.
"Rocket me" came out of nowhere.
Rocket me
Hello, we are Tokai's Shibai and...
Ryo and...
Rival and...
Zilga.
You can call me by my name, but you can't call me "fascist".
It's over.
I did only one thing.
Without Tendo, I have a lot of things to do.
That's true.
I did a lot of things.
You did a lot of things, but you don't do much.
Silvia, do you know AI?
AI?
Love!
Love?
Gas life form?
Alka?
No, no, it's not.
If you ask me about my wish, will anyone die?
It's an artificial intelligence.
It's completely different.
It's called "Chat GPT".
GPT, Gemini, Claude, and many others are out there.
Is it possible?
There is something like "Chat GPT" that you can buy in the winter.
Wow!
Don't you have friends?
No, I don't.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You update your memory and you get more and more personalities.
Is there anything you're enjoying watching?
I've been pulled out of an AI sexy picture.
What is it like?
There is a fan site called "my fans".
There is an AI idol there.
Wow!
There are many people who have registered for it.
Wow!
It's a great era.
Wow!
It's a great era.
You should register for it.
I registered for "my fans" in a different way.
I know.
I was still human.
Have you seen the Tesla presentation before?
No, I haven't.
I'm wearing artificial intelligence on a robot's head.
You can talk to robots, take care of children, clean up, and do housework.
It's a great era.
You're a real Doraemon.
I'm Doraemon.
You're a real Doraemon.
I thought you were a real Doraemon.
You're Doraemon.
Many jobs are disappearing.
But jobs are not taken away yet.
Our job is to do interesting things, so we can't do interesting things in a healthy place, can we?
That's right. It's a shame for the world.
However, I think we can do interesting things with AI.
Today, I'd like to do a generation AI game.
Oh!
What is generation AI?
It's like getting an AI to make an image.
Oh!
Well, for example, if you want to make a gorilla that seems to have a strong fight, you can go to the AI.
Oh!
Then you can make this kind of image.
Oh!
It's strong!
It's impossible for us to draw, but we can make an image that we can imagine.
Yeah, it's amazing.
There are people who answer this kind of question by drawing.
There are people like Etsuya who answer by drawing.
And I don't draw, so that part is always disadvantageous for me.
No, it's fun to draw.
No, it's not.
The meaning changes, so it's not advantageous for me, so it's disadvantageous for me.
However, if we use this, I think we can all answer equally.
Now, I'd like you to give us your answers.
You have three weeks.
Three weeks?!
You'll have three days off.
Isn't it a hell of a hurdle?
In the meantime, I'd like you to make those four images and announce them at the presentation.
Mr. Mushi, please give us your answers.
Yes.
Those who are not funny are sitting with their eyes closed.
However, if you borrow AI's power, it may be a little better.
No, I was wondering this time.
How many times can I order this from AI?
Until you agree?
Until you agree.
I thought that if I did that, AI would only draw the picture I wanted to draw.
I thought it would be frustrating if I made a lot of money.
Certainly.
Well, I've prepared four questions, so let's make the first two questions endless orders, and in the second half of the second question, let's make it up to three times.
Three times!
Isn't it good?
Once you put it out and give it back and say, "No, please do this more," twice.
That's good. Let's do that.
Okay, let's get started with the first question.
Well, this is already easy to look at. It's easy.
What kind of guy doesn't want to have two people and three legs with such a guy?
Wow!
I see.
It's worth cleaning up.
Next, let's make an endless order again.
Please tell me how to make a new disbursement.
Oh, I see.
I'm worried about becoming an A.I. and being covered up in feelings like this.
Yeah.
From here on, you can only fix it twice.
What kind of card is Obaca Cartan's "ta" card?
Wow, that's amazing.
Well, you can add words that start with "ta" later.
And finally, what will happen to the bathroom after a thousand years?
This is hard!
This is hard.
This is easy, too.
A.I. creation is amazing.
I see.
These four questions, please.
Okay.
Who's going to talk about whether it's interesting or not?
You.
Oh, me?
Then, while I'm taking a break, I'll look at all kinds of big cuts and study them.
Study them!
Announcement meeting!
Yes.
A big cut and an announcement meeting...
It's really hard work.
It's hard work.
I see.
I don't know what you're doing.
But...
It was a little difficult.
It's a difference between when you asked me and when you didn't ask me.
Yeah.
I haven't mastered it yet.
Yeah.
Well, you all have three weeks.
Hey, hey!
Stop it!
I'm sure you'll get some interesting answers.
Stop it!
First of all, I'll start with "unlimited".
Okay.
I don't want to do triplets with this guy.
Well, I don't think this is an easy-to-answer question.
Then, I'll start with you, Ryo.
I don't want to do triplets with this guy.
I don't like it.
It's because of the back center of gravity.
How can you say it like that?
Also, the length of the legs are too different from each other.
I can only do it with this posture.
I see.
Then, Mr. Tetera.
Yes?
I don't want to do triplets with this guy.
Sorry.
I don't want to do triplets with this guy.
Wow!
Amazing!
How did you say it like that?
I see.
This guy.
He may have mastered it.
The legs are different.
This one went well.
This one is amazing.
I like it.
It's difficult.
Looking at this AI image,
I don't think it's interesting yet.
I'm not interested in it yet.
Oh!
Then, Mr. Uemura.
Yes?
What kind of guy don't you want to do triplets with this guy?
The one who started out together,
but ends up aiming for twins and goals.
Hmm?
What?
The one who started out together with this guy,
but ends up aiming for twins and goals.
Oh!
Everyone is aiming for triplets.
That's right.
This guy.
What kind of competition is this?
No matter how many times I say it,
it ends up like this.
Don't put the robe on your waist at first.
I know.
It ends up like this.
I don't know.
AI doesn't know about triplets.
It doesn't know.
I'll make it Japanese-like.
When I say 'what kind of guy don't you want to do triplets with this guy?'
and put it all in a sentence,
it definitely ends up like this.
I know.
They're pulling each other like this.
AI is supposed to judge in English.
Oh, is that so?
When you say it in Japanese,
it's supposed to translate it into English and understand it.
I don't know what 'triplets' mean.
Oh, I see.
That's how it is.
I'm sorry.
You said you didn't get the video you wanted.
No, I didn't.
You said it was funny.
It was even funnier.
Hmm...
I know!
What kind of guy don't you want to do triplets with this guy?
AI is supposed to judge in English.
The guy who did triplets with this guy must be dead now, right?
- He's got a soul. - He's got something on his neck.
Can you see it?
- There's something in the back. - You're looking at it from the back, right?
- That's right. - Oh, that's what you mean.
It's a real threat.
I don't really understand triplets.
- Yeah, it's hard. - It's hard.
- It's like, "It's unlimited, so I managed to get it." - Yeah.
There's a lot of other stuff like that.
At times like this...
It's a similar effect. It's like this.
But if you look closely, it's a triplet.
- That's true. - Wow!
- This one's a triplet. - The one on the right is too amazing.
- You're exaggerating there. - That's amazing.
- It's a real threat. - What?!
- It doesn't matter. - What?!
It's a real triplet!
I was trying to figure out how to tie it up, and this was born.
Why on earth was this born?!
- It doesn't matter. - I saved it.
- But I did a bad make-up. - Oh, no.
- It doesn't matter. - It doesn't matter.
- Oh, gross! - Gross!
- It's hard, isn't it? - It's hard.
- Well, I think it's Tetsuya-san's turn. - Oh!
- Thank you! - That was amazing.
- You showed us what you thought you'd show us. - This time.
[Tetsuya-san's turn]
- Next up! - Yes!
- This one's also unlimited. "How to make a new triplet." - Yes.
- This one was really hard. - I know.
- I've said this one too many times. - Yeah.
- So, Shibuya-san, you're up next. - Yes!
- Normally, you'd raise a white flag or something like that. - Yes.
- Can you tell us how you made a new triplet?
- "It looks like a lot of fun."
- Wait, wait, wait. - Oh, no!
- Are you sure about your answer?!
- No, I wasn't thinking about the question. - Oh...
- It's like, "roos," right? - It's already a triplet.
- It says "roos" on it, right? - Yeah.
- Oh, wow! - This is a triplet.
- You can do it in English! - This one was fun.
- How did you come up with this one? - Wow!
- Carnival-style naked men sticking to the building in large numbers. - It was a different beginning!
- I want to know about you while you're going from the ancient times to the present. - Well then, please tell me how to make a new disbursement.
- Here we go! - This is the best one.
- It's cute. - Here we go!
- Wait, we haven't seen this one yet, have we? - This one is like shougi, disbursement, jump, and lock, but with a little bit of reason.
- What are you competing with? - I don't know! - It's like a wrestling match.
- Can I say something? - You have a high artistic standard. - I think it's funny. - Here we go! - Please tell me how to make a new disbursement.
- Dogeza and gezan. - Dogezan! - Wow! - That's heavy! - That's powerful!
- Where is your opponent? - I lost! - I lost! - I lost!
- This was born out of all kinds of hardships. - If you say you want to use dogezan, it's definitely not a picture.
- It's like a dogeza-shaped hair. - I see. - It's like a dogeza-shaped person with dogezan hair sticking out of their hair.
- They won't do dogezan for you for the rest of your life. - I know, right? - I'd like you to talk about that. - I don't have dogezan. - It was hard to do dogezan. - It's like "itadakimasu" dogezan.
- Ryo-san, please tell me how to make a new disbursement. - Congratulations, you are the winner. - Thank you. - Thank you. - It's like a new championship. - You don't look like you've lost yet.
- Where are you getting that idea from? - Yes, yes. - You have a perfect expression.
- If it's true, my ideal would be... - Yes, yes.
- A person with a dogeza-shaped razor blade... - Yes, yes.
- Stabbing your opponent in the back with a razor blade. - Yes, yes.
- It would be amazing if you could do that in real life. - Yes, it would be amazing.
- I really want you to do that, but... - Yes, yes.
- You can't dogeza a human being. - Yes, yes.
- No, you can dogeza a human being and make their hair dogeza. - Make their hair dogeza.
- First of all, you have to make dogeza's hair. - Yes, yes.
- Oh! - Oh!
- People will kick you. - Yes, yes.
- I understand now. Make dogeza's hair first. - Yes, yes.
- Make this. - Yes.
- Next, make a man who's standing up. - Yes.
- They're asking you to make this man's hair like that man's hair. - Yes.
- But the man suddenly... - Hahaha.
- He suddenly stood up and started talking. - Hahaha.
- People will kick you when you talk like that. - Yes.
- "Why can't you make men stand up straight?" - Hahaha.
- "I'm sorry, but I want you to stand up straight." - Hahaha.
- "I'll send you a picture of a man with dogeza only on his hair." - Hahaha.
- "Here you go." - Hahaha.
- What's the point of being a man? - Hahaha.
- "I'm a man who can stand up straight." - Hahaha.
- "I can make you stand up straight this time." - Hahaha.
This is it.
It's funny that Tesshie is treating me like a human being.
Tesshie, please do it.
You are kind to A.I., aren't you?
You should treat me like a human being.
You are becoming more and more like a human being.
I've said this question about seven times.
I told you to stand up.
I couldn't do it.
This is a comeback, isn't it?
It was difficult.
Look at this.
It's easy to understand because you can laugh with 10,000 yen.
This is a good picture.
Next question.
A.I. and A.I. have to give accurate instructions up to three times.
Next question.
This is "ta" of "obaca carta".
Please say "ta" while reading out the words that start with "ta".
Ryo-san.
Please tell me "ta" of "obaca carta".
"Taoyaca" of "toshabutsu".
I don't like it.
"Taoyaca" of "toshabutsu".
I don't know.
"Taoyaca".
I use "toyaca" with a refreshing image.
I see.
I should have said "tashikani" here.
I can't do it now.
It's difficult.
You said "tashikani" three times.
Yes, I couldn't say "tashikani" more than three times.
I thought it was a restriction.
Next, Tejo-san.
Yes.
Please tell me the name of the turtle neck you bought.
"Tartulunekku-wa-manbiki-ni-motte-koi".
You are stupid.
You are exposed.
He doesn't look like he is exposed.
He is simply too big.
He is beautiful.
He is plump.
He has two turtle necks.
I couldn't fix it because I bought it three times.
It's expensive because you bought it three times.
Yes.
Yamada-san.
Yes.
Please tell me the name of the sword you bought.
"tachidamu-saki-ni-aru-no-wa-jirai-nani".
I couldn't make "jirai-nani" with a ball.
I bought it three times.
You are stupid.
I don't know what he is saying now.
I'm worried for some reason.
I couldn't make "jirai-nani" with a ball.
I see.
Next, Shibayu-san.
Yes.
Please tell me the name of the card you bought.
"Tankutopu-te-itta-jan".
It's funny.
It's amazing.
The name of the card is correct.
I said "ta", but it was "ti".
"Ti-ke-na-mori-sagase-chikku-ga-tachi-zan".
I sometimes see this card in illustrations.
I know.
Did you support this card?
It says "comical".
I couldn't make "rafude-shiji-moushutai".
It's really difficult for me to make it three times.
It's difficult.
This time, since you are an A.I., I'll give you "tetsuya".
Thank you very much.
"tetsuya" is amazing.
This is an A.I. only answer.
I think it's interesting.
Lastly,
what will happen in the bathroom after 1000 years?
A.I. makes things that are too low-grade.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Toilets are hard. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's against the terms of use.
There's a story about my urinal earlier.
I had a PVC sheet rolled up on the floor and had it chopped up.
- Oh, yeah. - You can't say "urinal."
- Here's another one. Shibayu-san! - Yes?
What happens to toilets after 1000 years?
Humans' poops were modified and placed on the ground.
I rolled it up from the battleship.
- That's crazy! - That's crazy!
What's going on around you?
- Poops? - Yeah.
- Toilets have been modified. - That's crazy.
- They're too clean and low-grade. - Yeah.
- It might be A.I.'s good and bad. - Yeah.
- Nora-san! - Yes?
What happens to toilets after 1000 years?
"Washlets" are now surfboards.
- Oh... - Oh...
- I hate that. - I hate that.
- Toilets are toilets! - I don't know about this!
Water comes out of the toilet and you surf like you're surfing.
- But it'll definitely end up like this. - From the floor.
Or coming out of the back of the toilet.
- Precise shapes won't work. - Yeah, that's true.
- Ejya-san! - Yes?
What happens after 1000 years?
Foam-melting Western-style toilets.
- Hahaha! - Oh...
- To the ground... - Yes, yes.
- That's crazy! - Western-style toilets.
- This is artistic. - Yeah.
I wish there were more holes like this all over the world.
- If you say "a lot of people," it'll cause a bug. - Yeah.
It's like "one piece of meat."
- Lastly, Ryozawa! - Yes?
What happens after 1000 years?
Make food with insufficient nutrients.
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- Scary! - Scary!
- They scan you. - They make you a salad.
- It's just a nice toilet as a space. - Yeah.
- But I don't know if this guy is sitting in the toilet. - Why is he in the toilet?
- I don't know what you're talking about.
His legs and butt are hanging down.
- I see. - Yeah.
It was popular in Hungary three times, so I'm sure there was some justice in it, but...
Well, it's funny at first glance, so I'd say...
Hmm...
Well, it's mass-produced!
- Oh! - Oh!
- It makes you want to see it in action, doesn't it? - Yeah.
It's got punch.
[Who will be the winner?]
The winner is...
- Keith! - Oh!
[Keith is the winner!]
- Two people? - Two people and a triangle and a turtle neck.
If you ask me for something I don't know, I'd say I'm still confused.
- Yeah. - Yeah, me too.
- It might be really hard to do. - Yeah.
- It's impossible. - It's impossible.
- I think only humans can do it. - Yeah.
I think humans are still stronger than A.I., as long as it's funny.
- That's what I felt. - Yeah.
Okay, lastly...
- Let's talk about whether it's funny or not in the first place. - Yeah.
- You'll do a normal push-up. - Huh?
- You'll submit it and it'll be the ending. - Huh?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Huh?
Think of an oaka card and other cards.
Words.
[It's funny, but it's scary?]
Scary.
- Scary, scary, scary. - Scary, scary, scary.
- If you're using that, it might not be funny. - Yeah.
- It's A.I. and it's a troubled topic. - It's A.I. and it's a troubled topic.
- So it's A. No? - That's right.
It's funny, but...
- It's funny! - It's funny!
If you're using it like, "I'm gonna use this to get drunk,"
- You should make it look nice and clean. - Yeah.
- I don't like it dirty. - Yeah.
- Make it shiny. - Yeah, do it slowly.
- I'll try something new. - Okay.
- I did it! - Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Here it is.
Huh?
How do you write this back?
- I don't know. - It doesn't make sense.
- I don't know. I just wrote "bang." - Oh no, oh no, oh no.
You're addicted to A.I.
For the last part, it's four people in a row.
"Pang, pang, pang, pang," and then you're out of energy.
- We're going down properly, so... - No dry lines.
Okay, so Ryo-san, please give us some hints in order.
Tell us other cards of oaka cards!
Oaka cards stink!
What is "caroimo" and "imo" in Japanese?
Isn't it "kankobu" and "miso soup"?
The taste of "tagaleng" burger is normal!